Estimated Release Date Jul 2025
<strong>“A much-needed, hilarious take on life as a soccer parent in today's often too stressful youth sports environment. <em>Surviving Soccer</em> will keep you laughing from cover to cover.”</strong><br /><strong>—Skye Eddy, Founder of the Soccer Parenting Association</strong><br /><br />Being a soccer parent isn’t easy. Blankets, battery life, and bottled water are at a constant deficit, while group texts, gossip, and last-minute location changes never cease. <br /><br />The surest means of survival is laughter, and <em>Surviving Soccer: A Chill Parent's Guide to Carpools, Calendars, Coaches, Clubs, and Corner Kicks</em> is the gentle nudge in the ribs soccer parents need to release the breath they didn't even realize they were holding.<br /><br />This endlessly relatable guide delivers a brief respite from the chaos through lists, quizzes, and vignettes including: <ul><li>So You Think That’s Your Schedule: A Game of Chutes and Ladders</li><li>Is Your Kid Ready for Club Soccer...or the Mob?</li><li>Road Rules Need Not Apply: Lessons from the Sports Multiplex Parking Lot</li><li>21 People to Avoid at the Game</li></ul><br /><em>Surviving Soccer</em> is the perfect gift for those devoted, frenzied parents who still wouldn't trade the experience for a lifetime of unscheduled Saturdays.