The Cubs Fan’s Guide to Happiness

The Cubs Fan’s Guide to Happiness

by George Ellis
ISBN: 978-1-57243-936-8
192 pages
5 1/4 x 7 1/2, Paperback
pub date 04-2007
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The Chicago Cubs tradition is one built on spectacular losing streaks and even more spectacular collapses. Yet despite all the losses and disappointments, an amazing thing happens every summer at the corner of Addison and Sheffield: millions of fans flock to Wrigley Field. And millions more fans across the country regularly tune in to watch Cubs games broadcast on television. Exactly why Cubs fans support their squad with such reckless abandon isn’t entirely clear – these people represent a remarkable aberration of human psychology, epitomizing the spirit and experience of dedication to a desperate cause. And the whole time, they’re oddly happy. The Cubs Fans Guide to Happiness will reveal what makes Cubs fans tick and what keeps them happy. It will explain why it’s not over until you’re mathematically eliminated, why winning really isn’t everything, and why it’s perfectly acceptable to blame all your trouble on a scapegoat, which may or may not be an actual goat. The book will also provide educational sidebars, practical applications, and true words of wisdom from celebrity Cubs fans.
 
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Cubs Fan Guide

Chicago Cubs fans are another breed. They are a portion of the population who continue to negate all logic year-after-year by supporting their Cubbies no matter if they are five outs away from the World Series (and blow it) or if they are twenty-one games under .500. Their concept of reality is somewhat distorted.

Despite the embarrassing seasons Cubs fans have tolerated throughout the years, somehow fans are still able to achieve this sense of happiness, good fortune, pleasure, contentment, joy, and complete and utter bliss. How does one achieve this state of being given Cubs erratic history?

The Cubs Fan’s Guide to Happiness by George Ellis helps uncover exactly what it is that keep those relentless Cubs fans coming back to the corner of Addison and Sheffield heartbreaking season-after-heartbreaking season. Some of Ellis’ theories include:

> There’s Always Next Year (TANY)
> Beer Will Make It Better!™
> Everybody Needs a Scapegoat (Or Even Just a Goat)
> It’s Not Over Until You’re Mathematically Eliminated
> Winning Really Isn’t Everything
> Loyaltiness is Next to Godliness
> At Least You’re Not a Sox Fan
> The Power of Low Expectations
> 15 Habits of Highly Happy Cubs Fans

The Cubs Fan’s Guide to Happiness isn’t just for Cubs fans. It provides readers with educational sidebars, practical applications, quizzes and true words of wisdom from celebrity Cubs fans. It explains how fans are used to being let down and why they are able to handle it far better than most. A lesson everyone can benefit from.

It may be almost 100 years since the Cubs won the World Series, but Cubs fans BELIEVE this will be there year (just look at the bracelet on their wrist). They never give up hope and while history may not be on their side at least the beer is flowing and that there’s always next year!

About the Author
George Ellis is the co-founder of The Heckler (www.theheckler.com), a satirical Chicago sports publication. Originally focused on the Cubs, The Heckler expanded to cover all Chicago sports in 2006. When he’s not writing for The Heckler, he works as an advertising copywriter at Leo Burnett, coming up with commercial ideas for brands like Allstate, McDonald's and the Museum of Science & Industry. When he attends Cubs games, he sits in the left field corner with a bunch of Bleacher Bums who have been staking out that area for decades. To learn more about the book visit http://www.cubsguide.com/.


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